Find Your Child A Mate

[abaris]

Ahhh courtship. I was never interested in courting. My parents loved that. They would say "a woman's heart should be so close to God, that a man must seek God in order to find her".

The real reason of this god being so obsessed with the urogenital tract probably originates in the old cultures where marriage was a commodity to be sold to the highest bidder. And since all the mediterranean cultures were strictly paternalistic, not being a virgin made you damaged goods that sold for a lesser price if at all.

Take away the woo and male pride is all that's left.