RE: Christians are medical geniuses
March 21, 2015 at 7:36 am
(This post was last modified: March 21, 2015 at 7:36 am by Bob Kelso.)
(March 20, 2015 at 7:13 am)Spooky Wrote:Quote:Today, I told my mom I've been having sleep issues and asked if she could take me to the doctor. She decided I just need to read the Bible more. Needless to say, I still can't sleep. FML
Your mum's right, I suggest Ezekiel 23:20;
Quote:There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Rub one out to that and you'll sleep like a newborn babe.
