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Christians are medical geniuses
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RE: Christians are medical geniuses
(March 20, 2015 at 7:13 am)Spooky Wrote:
Quote:Today, I told my mom I've been having sleep issues and asked if she could take me to the doctor. She decided I just need to read the Bible more. Needless to say, I still can't sleep. FML

Your mum's right, I suggest Ezekiel 23:20;

Quote:There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

Rub one out to that and you'll sleep like a newborn babe. Wink Shades
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(September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I make change in the coin tendered. If you want courteous treatment, behave courteously. Preaching at me and calling me immoral is not courteous behavior.
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Christians are medical geniuses - by Spooky - March 20, 2015 at 7:13 am
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by Cato - March 20, 2015 at 7:30 am
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by abaris - March 20, 2015 at 9:12 am
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by robvalue - March 20, 2015 at 7:48 am
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by Spooky - March 20, 2015 at 8:42 am
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by FatAndFaithless - March 20, 2015 at 8:42 am
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by Kitty Galore - March 20, 2015 at 9:00 am
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by Ben Davis - March 20, 2015 at 9:05 am
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by Kitty Galore - March 20, 2015 at 1:27 pm
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by Spooky - March 20, 2015 at 9:06 am
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by Mr Greene - March 20, 2015 at 9:06 am
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by Kitty Galore - March 20, 2015 at 1:37 pm
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by Joods - March 20, 2015 at 10:24 am
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by abaris - March 20, 2015 at 10:27 am
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by Joods - March 20, 2015 at 10:45 am
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by FatAndFaithless - March 20, 2015 at 10:46 am
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by Joods - March 20, 2015 at 10:49 am
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by downbeatplumb - March 21, 2015 at 5:01 am
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by abaris - March 20, 2015 at 10:50 am
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by Joods - March 20, 2015 at 10:53 am
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by Joods - March 20, 2015 at 1:32 pm
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by Joods - March 20, 2015 at 1:43 pm
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by Kitty Galore - March 20, 2015 at 1:45 pm
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by Joods - March 20, 2015 at 1:51 pm
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by robvalue - March 20, 2015 at 1:46 pm
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by RobbyPants - March 20, 2015 at 1:50 pm
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by Thumpalumpacus - March 20, 2015 at 2:03 pm
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by Joods - March 20, 2015 at 5:57 pm
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by Ravenshire - March 20, 2015 at 6:16 pm
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by KevinM1 - March 20, 2015 at 9:31 pm
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by Joods - March 20, 2015 at 9:54 pm
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by Chas - March 21, 2015 at 7:06 am
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by abaris - March 21, 2015 at 8:20 pm
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by FatAndFaithless - March 20, 2015 at 2:10 pm
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by abaris - March 20, 2015 at 6:37 pm
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by daver49 - March 20, 2015 at 9:48 pm
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by Bob Kelso - March 21, 2015 at 7:36 am
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by Spooky - March 21, 2015 at 8:13 pm
RE: Christians are medical geniuses - by Bob Kelso - March 21, 2015 at 8:18 pm

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