RE: Atheist Proletyzers?!?!
September 4, 2010 at 4:57 pm
(This post was last modified: September 4, 2010 at 5:09 pm by Entropist.)
Uncyclopedia's entry on "atheism":
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Quote:Atheism (pronounced Eehtheism in Cantuckistanish) is a fundamentalist religion which dogmatically adheres to the conviction that God, be he of the long-flowing bearded kind, or be it of the flying spaghetti kind, is probably a product of your poor, incense-riddled brain. It is a non-prophet organization, however it does have a few demigods such as Christopher Hitchens, Richard Dawkins, Carl Sagan and Darwin. Ideal ways to kill the Atheist scourge include waving crucifixes at them, showing outright displays of faith, and saying "God bless you" when they sneeze. Modern anthropologists note that Atheism is as boring as hell, which Atheists don't believe in either. Atheists don't have any gods to lead them, so they made a King called The King of Atheists who leads them through life....
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