As heathen atheists we simply do not properly understand the everlasting love of god. After all, he created a hell so we can go there if we will not obey him. That must mean he loves us. After all, if a human dictator states that you must obey his law of not being dark haired then it must be divine intervention that you are saved for being blonde. Praise Jesus.
It must be a very worthy god to follow and admire that finds your car keys and allows your football team to win. Praise the Lord, AMEN!
Heck, what does the lord care about starving children or children being raped?
Oh, I guess the lord must have been busy.
He must be very busy most of the time.
In fact, he must seem busy every time theists make excuses for him not being there while they make great exclamations for him being there for absolutely mundane tasks.
Oh, you won an award. By all means, thank god.
Oh, a child was raped. By all means, don't blame god for not being omnipotent.
Theists need to stop being so fucking retarded.
I do not state it lightly. I mean it earnestly.
Do not give me any kind of bullshit argument about a supposedly super deity being unable to do anything. I will not stand for that bullshit. You can make arguments to support your ignorance all you like. I will not bow to your stupidity. Grow the fuck up.
God is not good or moral or real.
It must be a very worthy god to follow and admire that finds your car keys and allows your football team to win. Praise the Lord, AMEN!
Heck, what does the lord care about starving children or children being raped?
Oh, I guess the lord must have been busy.
He must be very busy most of the time.
In fact, he must seem busy every time theists make excuses for him not being there while they make great exclamations for him being there for absolutely mundane tasks.
Oh, you won an award. By all means, thank god.
Oh, a child was raped. By all means, don't blame god for not being omnipotent.
Theists need to stop being so fucking retarded.
I do not state it lightly. I mean it earnestly.
Do not give me any kind of bullshit argument about a supposedly super deity being unable to do anything. I will not stand for that bullshit. You can make arguments to support your ignorance all you like. I will not bow to your stupidity. Grow the fuck up.
God is not good or moral or real.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
~ Erin Hunter
