There's been a few JWs on the streets round our way the past couple of weeks, handing out leaflets - basically another way of saying "here, throw this away for me". I haven't bothered.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'