Some thoughts about my girlfriend's sexual past

[Iroscato]

To dip into my red-blooded male mode for a moment, and without wanting to sound pigheaded (sorry if I come across that way), but she's open to anal, threesomes and experimenting bisexually. She's also done something porn-ish.
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Do you have ANY idea how hard you've hit the jackpot there, son? If I were you I'd be drawing up on a fucking whiteboard a comprehensive list of perverse deeds to try with her, getting feedback on what she's up for, then working our way through each item every week. But instead, you whine about her sexual past on a forum. My god man. Go nuts already, will ya?!? Experiment, have fun, enjoy yourselves, rediscover each other in new and increasingly kinky ways! Go brother, make with all haste, and earn your man stripes!!!
Phew, I'm done. Sorry about that folks.