Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves

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Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves

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RE: Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves

September 9, 2010 at 1:42 am

I once had a preacher ring my door bell. Since I was living in an apartment I answered the intercom and he asked:

"Hello friend, do you know about Mary, our Heavenly Mother?"

I replied:

"Yes friend, I have seen her. She is sucking my **** right now".

Suffice to say, he walked off and never came back again.

Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves - by DiRNiS - September 7, 2010 at 9:34 am

RE: Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves - by AnunZi - September 7, 2010 at 9:42 am

RE: Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves - by Paul the Human - September 7, 2010 at 9:47 am

RE: Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves - by Ace Otana - September 7, 2010 at 9:52 am

RE: Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves - by The Omnissiunt One - September 7, 2010 at 10:20 am

RE: Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves - by Paul the Human - September 7, 2010 at 10:25 am

RE: Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves - by chatpilot - September 7, 2010 at 10:41 am

RE: Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves - by Paul the Human - September 7, 2010 at 10:59 am

RE: Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves - by chatpilot - September 7, 2010 at 11:08 am

RE: Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves - by Minimalist - September 7, 2010 at 12:28 pm

RE: Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves - by Entropist - September 7, 2010 at 3:24 pm

RE: Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves - by Captain Scarlet - September 7, 2010 at 3:27 pm

RE: Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves - by theVOID - September 7, 2010 at 4:27 pm

RE: Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves - by chatpilot - September 7, 2010 at 4:46 pm

RE: Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves - by DiRNiS - September 7, 2010 at 8:09 pm

RE: Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves - by chatpilot - September 8, 2010 at 9:46 am

RE: Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves - by Thor - September 8, 2010 at 10:02 am

RE: Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves - by Shell B - September 8, 2010 at 2:56 pm

RE: Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves - by Thor - September 8, 2010 at 3:27 pm

RE: Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves - by Minimalist - September 8, 2010 at 4:15 pm

RE: Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves - by Rev. Rye - September 8, 2010 at 8:28 pm

RE: Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves - by padraic - September 9, 2010 at 1:36 am

RE: Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves - by chatpilot - September 8, 2010 at 8:53 pm

RE: Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves - by HeyItsZeus - September 8, 2010 at 9:01 pm

RE: Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves - by DiRNiS - September 9, 2010 at 1:42 am

RE: Jehovah’s Witnesses Mad That Atheists Won’t Keep Their Views to Themselves - by chatpilot - September 10, 2010 at 1:29 am

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