What happens to your pets after you're raptured?

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This is a wonderful business plan.  

When the Christians are all raptured, they're going to leave their pets behind.  This should be a problem for them.  After all, they care about Fido and Fluffy, right?  But who's going to take care of them after the rapture hits?  Clearly it's going to be sudden and they won't know about it, so they won't really have time to set everything up.  

The answer is simple: after the rapture pet care service.  Us atheists will take care of the pets for them, so they can enjoy the afterlife without having to worry about their poor pet not being taken care of.  We don't have to worry about being raptured, do we?

http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/

I'm gonna sign up to be a pet care taker.  I wonder if I'll get paid for this

It's a good plan if the pre-tribulation believers are correct. Most christians don't hold to that interpretation, so your pool of clients might not be as large as you think. But there many of them, so you could still make a bunch of money if you keep it low-key so all the atheists and heathens don't jump on the band wagon. Then it'll become like with solar power. Salesmen are hiding around every corner.