What about that evangelist preacher in Ohio who was sermonising about penance, in the middle of a thunderstorm, shouted out "That's right, God, we hear you!" and then lightning burned the church down?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'