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Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm

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Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm
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Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm
January 3, 2018 at 7:15 pm
While tied to a dock in the Dutch port of Urk ( yes... "Urk") the steel barge phony replica of the fucking "ark" showed what happens when an unpowered ship handles in a storm. 

Here's an English language version of it:

https://nltimes.nl/2018/01/03/video-noah...urk-harbor

Now, this includes a Dutch language tweet which is surprisingly easy to understand!


Quote: Jannie R @Jannetje8

De ark op drift... #urk #stormweer #storm

This includes a video from a Dutch TV station and the guy who sent it to me said the gist of the report is "the fucking ark broke loose and crushed small boats."  Somehow I think there is a little more to it but WTH.  I don't speak Dutch.

I had to use Chrome to get the video to play.

https://tinyurl.com/ybchur6w
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RE: Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm
January 3, 2018 at 7:32 pm
Love it!
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RE: Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm
January 3, 2018 at 7:40 pm
The seaworthiness of that barge always was going to be a Titanic problem.
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RE: Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm
January 3, 2018 at 7:44 pm
I sea what you did there.
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RE: Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm
January 3, 2018 at 7:45 pm
No room for mythical boats in a modern harbor!  Noah is no longer Harbormaster!
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RE: Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm
January 3, 2018 at 7:46 pm
At least they built their attraction in the water.
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RE: Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm
January 3, 2018 at 8:11 pm
(January 3, 2018 at 7:46 pm)Chad32 Wrote: At least they built their attraction in the water.

On a steel barge. Evidently gopher wood is most refined iron.  Dodgy
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RE: Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm
January 3, 2018 at 8:22 pm
Just occurred to me, I bet those iron nails they nailed up Jesus with (BTW, they used 4, Roman nails were short) REALLY stung !!!!
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January 3, 2018 at 8:27 pm
(January 3, 2018 at 8:22 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Just occurred to me, I bet those iron nails they nailed up Jesus with (BTW, they used 4, Roman nails were short) REALLY stung !!!!

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RE: Noah's Ark (!) Shows How Seaworthy It Is In A Storm
January 3, 2018 at 8:28 pm
(January 3, 2018 at 8:11 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(January 3, 2018 at 7:46 pm)Chad32 Wrote: At least they built their attraction in the water.

On a steel barge. Evidently gopher wood is most refined iron.  Dodgy

Yeah, they still can't get around the fact that you can't make a wooden boat that big without problems.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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