(September 13, 2010 at 8:50 pm)darkwolf176 Wrote: 'אלהים' translates to 'God' according to Google lol.
It's not according to Google. It's according to online sources that can be found by performing a Google search.
I know, I am bored and just being an asshole. Forgive me.

Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

