Animals get off easy though
The only benefit from having a soul is a slight chance of getting into heaven, and that's only AFTER you're dead and must be pretty boring
and there's a big chance you're going to be tortured for eternity instead
Meanwhile animals don't need to bother about any of this, cos no souls
If I did have a soul, I'd put it on Craigslist right away, fuckin useless crap
The only benefit from having a soul is a slight chance of getting into heaven, and that's only AFTER you're dead and must be pretty boring
and there's a big chance you're going to be tortured for eternity instead
Meanwhile animals don't need to bother about any of this, cos no souls
If I did have a soul, I'd put it on Craigslist right away, fuckin useless crap