Borowitz - 5-12-

[Minimalist]

I was going to put this in humor but we all know he is talking about the republicunts.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-...Mjc1NDU2S0

MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report) – Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study reports.

The research, conducted by the University of Minnesota, identifies a virulent strain of humans who are virtually immune to any form of verifiable knowledge, leaving scientists at a loss as to how to combat them.