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Borowitz: Pence Has A Plan
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Borowitz: Pence Has A Plan
December 2, 2017 at 3:23 pm
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz...EyMzcyOQS2


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Quote:The source characterized Pence’s request to be raptured up as “urgent” but did not indicate whether the Vice-President asked Jesus to rapture up any other senior Administration officials.“Some of these people will have to be left behind, for obvious reasons,” the source said. “Jared, for example.”
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RE: Borowitz: Pence Has A Plan
December 2, 2017 at 3:38 pm (This post was last modified: December 2, 2017 at 3:40 pm by purplepurpose.)
Pence will restore the forgotten glory of holy crusaders. DEUS VULT.
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RE: Borowitz: Pence Has A Plan
December 2, 2017 at 3:48 pm
I'm sure there will be many volunteers to shoot Pence into the air, and see if Jesus will catch him.
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RE: Borowitz: Pence Has A Plan
December 3, 2017 at 1:44 pm
Oh my god that is hilarious. I can imagine a Rapture-themed turkey shooter - "Your annoying neighbors are going to Heaven! Shoot 'em down!"
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RE: Borowitz: Pence Has A Plan
December 3, 2017 at 4:55 pm
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