There's plenty of Cock Lanes and Gropecunte Alleys in the country as well (in the latter case named for the exact reason you're thinking). It's called history. Some people seem to want everything sterilised.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
