We've got a lane called Balls Hill just over the road from us, named after the man whose hill it was I believe. Much more enriching to learn about the history of these places than to have your knees jerking in all directions.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'