Staff Log - Bannings, Reports, and Other Actions

[Mystical]

Banned Heywood for trolling, both in the open forum and via PM.

Guy seriously messaged me out of the blue to tell me I smell. Not even... not even kidding, about that. Biggest laugh I've had all day, though maybe I should feel bad, banning a toddler like that.  

Couldn't.. Stop.. laughing! Omg lmfao!

Hey woodie? My husband has spent every, single, day, by my bedside for the better half of this year sleeping on a hospital cot. Despicable human being, he is not. 

FYI He kindly spends parts of his work day schooling ignorance for the sake of knowledge--still innocently hoping it's not willful ignorance like yours, mister wood for brains. 

Oh and since you seem to want to know how my new husband smells? His particular Eaux de Sexy is a mixture of Green Apple and Old Spice. Since, Y'know. He showers every day and all. Otherwise I wouldn't get frisky with his c--

Um, 

Now kindly make like a tree and, ohp nope, you've been banned, nevermind! 
Perhaps you need to take a shower yourself? Just a guess. 

Now everyone's going to think we spend all day just whacking. Which is accurate but we don't want them to know.

I know I gave you a lot to work with up there, but Do try to contain yourself, my dear Sir Whacksalot (of spammers!).