Have you? Sin is a brand name, but if you are a sock then you should already know that you're breaking the Rules. A confession just makes things tidier, that's why I like them.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'