Interestingly, the same people who state that their creationist interpretation of the evidence is valid, are also the ones who insist that any interpretation of their magic storybooks other than theirs is obviously foolishness at best and a satanic conspiracy at worst. They want to have their cake and ours as well.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
