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Good Questions To Ask A Creationist
April 23, 2019 at 12:55 pm
1. What do you think evolution is?
2. Do you understand that Kirk Cameron is not a scientist?
3. Have you read ANY of the refutations to the claims of creationism?
4. Can you define the word 'theory'?
5. Do you understand the difference between biology and cosmology?
6. Can you define the term 'non-overlapping magisteria'?
7. There are literally millions upon millions of sincere, devout Christians in the world who manage to accept both God and evolution. Why do you think that is?
8. When it comes to science, do you consider yourself obstinately stupid or obstinately ignorant?
9. No, be honest. If you're merely ignorant, we can fix that. Would you like some help?
10. If you're stupid, that can't be fixed. Doesn't that make you sad?
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RE: Good Questions To Ask A Creationist
April 23, 2019 at 1:26 pm
"I have this book."
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RE: Good Questions To Ask A Creationist
April 23, 2019 at 2:08 pm
(April 23, 2019 at 1:26 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: "I have this book."
I recommend that book to people who think '50 Shades of Grey' is an erotic novel.
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RE: Good Questions To Ask A Creationist
April 23, 2019 at 2:16 pm
11. Why the fuck are you people so stupid?
12. So Ray, why aren't you pushing this in your native NZ? The US has plenty of creationists already. Is it because you can only make money doing it in the States?
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RE: Good Questions To Ask A Creationist
April 23, 2019 at 2:24 pm
(April 23, 2019 at 12:55 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 1. What do you think evolution is?
2. Do you understand that Kirk Cameron is not a scientist?
3. Have you read ANY of the refutations to the claims of creationism?
4. Can you define the word 'theory'?
5. Do you understand the difference between biology and cosmology?
6. Can you define the term 'non-overlapping magisteria'?
7. There are literally millions upon millions of sincere, devout Christians in the world who manage to accept both God and evolution. Why do you think that is?
8. When it comes to science, do you consider yourself obstinately stupid or obstinately ignorant?
9. No, be honest. If you're merely ignorant, we can fix that. Would you like some help?
10. If you're stupid, that can't be fixed. Doesn't that make you sad?
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RE: Good Questions To Ask A Creationist
April 23, 2019 at 7:05 pm
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Fellow Creatards Creationists, relax, I've got your back.
(April 23, 2019 at 12:55 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 1. What do you think evolution is?
It's just a theory! Derrr
2. Do you understand that Kirk Cameron is not a scientist?
Yes I do. He's just an enlightened human being.
3. Have you read ANY of the refutations to the claims of creationism?
No, I try to avoid crazy conspiracy nuts
4. Can you define the word 'theory'?
Yes, a theory is a shorter word for "unsubstantiated hypothesis".
5. Do you understand the difference between biology and cosmology?
Apart from God created both, yes, there are minor differences.
6. Can you define the term 'non-overlapping magisteria'?
Is that to do with car engines?
7. There are literally millions upon millions of sincere, devout Christians in the world who manage to accept both God and evolution. Why do you think that is?
Because some people need to dilute and compromise their faith because the devil made them weak.
8. When it comes to science, do you consider yourself obstinately stupid or obstinately ignorant?
Why not both?
No, wait!
9. No, be honest. If you're merely ignorant, we can fix that. Would you like some help?
No thank you. I am blissful.
10. If you're stupid, that can't be fixed. Doesn't that make you sad?
I'm sorry, I can't hear you, my Ferrari is SO loud!
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RE: Good Questions To Ask A Creationist
April 23, 2019 at 7:17 pm
Let's hope CDF47 doesn't find his way in here. 
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RE: Good Questions To Ask A Creationist
April 23, 2019 at 7:20 pm
We could declare this thread non-GMO.
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RE: Good Questions To Ask A Creationist
April 23, 2019 at 9:36 pm
Why did God make the observable universe refute Creationism? Does God have something against people with telescopes? Does God have something against people with microscopes? Or does God have something against people with "scopes" in general?
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RE: Good Questions To Ask A Creationist
April 23, 2019 at 9:52 pm
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Sounds more like he has something against creationists. Tragic character, as ever. Whole universe, life on earth as the pinnacle of his work - and his chosen children don't appreciate it. Wish their dad was a wizard instead.
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