If in the end, you found that god really existed...

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Poll: Will you drink with Dionysus? This poll is closed.
Yes, but only if he really exists.	15.38%	4	15.38%
Yes, I will drink wine regardless of his existence.	69.23%	18	69.23%
No, I am a twat.	15.38%	4	15.38%
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If in the end, you found that god really existed...

Pyrrho Offline

Skeptic - 11/7 on Dawkins scale

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RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed...

June 1, 2015 at 4:13 pm

(June 1, 2015 at 3:26 pm)robvalue Wrote: That's great then Maybe he can use some cool power to remove the issue so I can have a proper drink with him

For that, you need a god of health, which is a different department. Asclepius comes to mind, though the big god of health would be Apollo. So you will need to take that up with one of them.

Dionysus will get you drunk. You can see the miracle of this to this day, that drinking still produces drunkenness, even though many people do not believe in him. This is how great he is, and what a good sport he is about heretics!

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."

— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.

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If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Pyrrho - May 31, 2015 at 8:22 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by ignoramus - May 31, 2015 at 9:01 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Spooky - May 31, 2015 at 10:08 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Chad32 - May 31, 2015 at 10:28 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by JuliaL - May 31, 2015 at 11:56 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by robvalue - May 31, 2015 at 11:59 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Pyrrho - June 1, 2015 at 9:09 am

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Longhorn - June 1, 2015 at 12:46 am

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Spooky - June 1, 2015 at 2:51 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by robvalue - June 1, 2015 at 3:26 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Pyrrho - June 1, 2015 at 4:13 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by dyresand - June 1, 2015 at 3:36 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Cyberman - June 1, 2015 at 9:22 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by ignoramus - June 2, 2015 at 4:22 am

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Cinjin - June 1, 2015 at 4:47 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Pyrrho - June 1, 2015 at 5:25 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Wyrd of Gawd - June 2, 2015 at 3:13 am

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Pyrrho - June 2, 2015 at 8:19 am

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by ignoramus - June 2, 2015 at 8:34 am

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Spooky - June 2, 2015 at 10:53 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Pyrrho - June 2, 2015 at 11:14 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by ignoramus - June 2, 2015 at 11:17 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Pyrrho - June 2, 2015 at 11:50 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Cyberman - June 2, 2015 at 11:29 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Mental Outlaw - June 4, 2015 at 1:04 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Pyrrho - June 4, 2015 at 1:12 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Mental Outlaw - June 4, 2015 at 2:13 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Pyrrho - June 4, 2015 at 2:15 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by ignoramus - June 4, 2015 at 8:19 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Pyrrho - June 4, 2015 at 10:30 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by ignoramus - June 4, 2015 at 11:20 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Pyrrho - June 4, 2015 at 11:41 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by The Valkyrie - June 4, 2015 at 11:43 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by IATIA - June 4, 2015 at 11:34 pm

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