If in the end, you found that god really existed...

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Poll: Will you drink with Dionysus? This poll is closed.
Yes, but only if he really exists.	15.38%	4	15.38%
Yes, I will drink wine regardless of his existence.	69.23%	18	69.23%
No, I am a twat.	15.38%	4	15.38%
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If in the end, you found that god really existed...

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RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed...

June 1, 2015 at 9:22 pm

(June 1, 2015 at 3:36 pm)dyresand Wrote: Remember everyone if you meet god and he asks you to a drinking game do not do it.
He will get angry and flood the earth again.

An angry drunk god with no bladder control is more deserving of pity than worship. Pity and incontinence pants.

At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'

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If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Pyrrho - May 31, 2015 at 8:22 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by ignoramus - May 31, 2015 at 9:01 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Spooky - May 31, 2015 at 10:08 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Chad32 - May 31, 2015 at 10:28 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by JuliaL - May 31, 2015 at 11:56 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by robvalue - May 31, 2015 at 11:59 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Pyrrho - June 1, 2015 at 9:09 am

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Longhorn - June 1, 2015 at 12:46 am

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Spooky - June 1, 2015 at 2:51 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by robvalue - June 1, 2015 at 3:26 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Pyrrho - June 1, 2015 at 4:13 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by dyresand - June 1, 2015 at 3:36 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Cyberman - June 1, 2015 at 9:22 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by ignoramus - June 2, 2015 at 4:22 am

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Cinjin - June 1, 2015 at 4:47 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Pyrrho - June 1, 2015 at 5:25 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Wyrd of Gawd - June 2, 2015 at 3:13 am

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Pyrrho - June 2, 2015 at 8:19 am

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by ignoramus - June 2, 2015 at 8:34 am

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Spooky - June 2, 2015 at 10:53 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Pyrrho - June 2, 2015 at 11:14 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by ignoramus - June 2, 2015 at 11:17 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Pyrrho - June 2, 2015 at 11:50 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Cyberman - June 2, 2015 at 11:29 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Mental Outlaw - June 4, 2015 at 1:04 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Pyrrho - June 4, 2015 at 1:12 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Mental Outlaw - June 4, 2015 at 2:13 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Pyrrho - June 4, 2015 at 2:15 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by ignoramus - June 4, 2015 at 8:19 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Pyrrho - June 4, 2015 at 10:30 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by ignoramus - June 4, 2015 at 11:20 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by Pyrrho - June 4, 2015 at 11:41 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by The Valkyrie - June 4, 2015 at 11:43 pm

RE: If in the end, you found that god really existed... - by IATIA - June 4, 2015 at 11:34 pm

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