He gave us the homebrew kit, so we can turn water into wine for ourselves. Then later we can turn wine into water. It's a piece of piss.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
