Converting to Atheism?

[ignoramus]

Would the Death Star be a rock crusher?

Definitely a horizontal rock crusher!
Other heathen vertical crusher sympathisers will go on about the fact that there's no absolute points in space and that the deathstar scene was specifically shot this way
so the viewers will not have to tilt their necks 90 degrees, pull a muscle and then sue. That's an old one guys ....give it up