'An Irishman is never truly drunk as long as he can hold onto a single blade of grass and not fall off the face of the Earth.' - Anon.
'It was a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her.' W.C. Fields.
'I feel bad for people who don't drink. Imagine waking up in the morning and knowing that's the BEST you're going to feel all day.' Variously ascribed (but my money's on Sinatra).
'Fuck off - there's nothing wrong with me that an extensive bout of drinking won't prolong.' My best mate Andy.
Boru
'It was a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her.' W.C. Fields.
'I feel bad for people who don't drink. Imagine waking up in the morning and knowing that's the BEST you're going to feel all day.' Variously ascribed (but my money's on Sinatra).
'Fuck off - there's nothing wrong with me that an extensive bout of drinking won't prolong.' My best mate Andy.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
