This joke may be difficult without visually demonstrating the sign of the cross. I'll use north, south, west and east at the appropriate time.
Two Irishmen were vacationing in Rome and arguing who was the best Catholic over some beers. One said he was the best since he personally knew the Pope, prompting the other to call bullshit. To settle the debate it was decided that the Pope's pal would take a cooler of beer and share one with the Pope.
Once they got to Vatican City, the denier was too scared to approach and hid behind a bush. The Pope's buddy set his cooler at the door and rang the bell. The guy in the bushes was flabbergasted. He couldn't make out what was being said, but watched the Pope bless his friend with the sign of the cross.
After returning, the denier was sincerely apologetic since it was obvious his friend knew the Pope. He couldn't hear the conversation so he asked his friend what the Pope had to say.
He said, "You (north), grab your beer (south), get your buddy out of the bushes (west) and get the fuck out of here (east)".
Two Irishmen were vacationing in Rome and arguing who was the best Catholic over some beers. One said he was the best since he personally knew the Pope, prompting the other to call bullshit. To settle the debate it was decided that the Pope's pal would take a cooler of beer and share one with the Pope.
Once they got to Vatican City, the denier was too scared to approach and hid behind a bush. The Pope's buddy set his cooler at the door and rang the bell. The guy in the bushes was flabbergasted. He couldn't make out what was being said, but watched the Pope bless his friend with the sign of the cross.
After returning, the denier was sincerely apologetic since it was obvious his friend knew the Pope. He couldn't hear the conversation so he asked his friend what the Pope had to say.
He said, "You (north), grab your beer (south), get your buddy out of the bushes (west) and get the fuck out of here (east)".
