Ok, fine.
God, I wish to see some evidence of your existence. I am told often enough that you know what is in my heart (being a poetic euphemism for the core of my being and not literally the organ powering my circulatory system); thus you ought to know that my wish is a sincere one as well as what I would consider satisfactory evidence. You would know that I cannot be persuaded by ambiguous coincidences, natural phenomena that happen anyway, convoluted and self-serving pseudological arguments, dreams, bible or kerrang verses, pronouncements or indeed threats from your followers, or anything else of a similarly weak and unconvincing nature. According to many if not all of your followers, you are the same god that created the Universe and made a woman from a bone, so surely I am not asking for anything beyond your capabilities. The only criteria I ask is that the evidence be clear, unambiguous and, without any other explanation, point without question to your existence and yours alone - even and especially should the answer turn out to be no. All this I ask you in the context of every verse in the book you supposedly wrote or caused to be written in which it is promised that you will answer every prayer honestly asked, as well as Drich's insistence on his A/S/K system (whatever you take that to mean in practice) and indeed any other ceremonial ritual necessary for the propagation of such requests. Thank you.
God, I wish to see some evidence of your existence. I am told often enough that you know what is in my heart (being a poetic euphemism for the core of my being and not literally the organ powering my circulatory system); thus you ought to know that my wish is a sincere one as well as what I would consider satisfactory evidence. You would know that I cannot be persuaded by ambiguous coincidences, natural phenomena that happen anyway, convoluted and self-serving pseudological arguments, dreams, bible or kerrang verses, pronouncements or indeed threats from your followers, or anything else of a similarly weak and unconvincing nature. According to many if not all of your followers, you are the same god that created the Universe and made a woman from a bone, so surely I am not asking for anything beyond your capabilities. The only criteria I ask is that the evidence be clear, unambiguous and, without any other explanation, point without question to your existence and yours alone - even and especially should the answer turn out to be no. All this I ask you in the context of every verse in the book you supposedly wrote or caused to be written in which it is promised that you will answer every prayer honestly asked, as well as Drich's insistence on his A/S/K system (whatever you take that to mean in practice) and indeed any other ceremonial ritual necessary for the propagation of such requests. Thank you.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
