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Best of all possible worlds offense
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RE: Best of all possible worlds offense
June 25, 2015 at 4:00 pm
(June 25, 2015 at 3:30 pm)popsthebuilder Wrote: He is merciful in that you can be forgiven.

I dunno. I find that apologizing works pretty well most of the time. No god required. The concept of one person killing himself in order to cover for all of the bad things I haven't even done yet is somewhere between creepy and hysterical. The idea that he did so in order to keep his super-powered twin from fucking me up eight ways to Sunday is only creepy and hysterical because it's made up.

I mean, come on. "I'm sorry" is two words and can resolve a lot of bad situations. "Thanks Jesus for killing yourself so that you won't beat the shit out of me for all of eternity" is the kind of movie even Uwe Boll would be ashamed to crowdfund.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

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Best of all possible worlds offense

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Best of all possible worlds offense - by RobbyPants - June 25, 2015 at 8:08 am
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by RobbyPants - June 25, 2015 at 8:58 am
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by brewer - June 25, 2015 at 9:03 am
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Iroscato - June 25, 2015 at 4:45 pm
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by ignoramus - June 25, 2015 at 8:57 am
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by robvalue - June 25, 2015 at 9:02 am
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by RobbyPants - June 25, 2015 at 10:35 am
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by ignoramus - June 25, 2015 at 9:03 am
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Longhorn - June 25, 2015 at 9:06 am
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by ignoramus - June 25, 2015 at 9:08 am
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by dyresand - June 25, 2015 at 11:27 am
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Tonus - June 25, 2015 at 4:00 pm
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Tonus - June 25, 2015 at 4:32 pm
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by KevinM1 - June 25, 2015 at 4:34 pm
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Tonus - June 25, 2015 at 4:42 pm
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Cyberman - June 26, 2015 at 9:19 am
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Longhorn - June 25, 2015 at 4:40 pm
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Longhorn - June 25, 2015 at 4:53 pm
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Tonus - June 26, 2015 at 7:42 am
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Longhorn - June 25, 2015 at 4:54 pm
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Cyberman - June 26, 2015 at 9:23 am
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Iroscato - June 25, 2015 at 4:55 pm
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Iroscato - June 25, 2015 at 4:59 pm
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Iroscato - June 25, 2015 at 5:15 pm
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Longhorn - June 25, 2015 at 5:41 pm
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Tonus - June 26, 2015 at 7:45 am
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Bob Kelso - June 26, 2015 at 3:56 am
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Longhorn - June 26, 2015 at 4:01 am
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Bob Kelso - June 26, 2015 at 4:59 am
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Tonus - June 26, 2015 at 9:31 am
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by RobbyPants - June 26, 2015 at 1:06 pm
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Cyberman - June 26, 2015 at 9:32 am
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Tonus - June 26, 2015 at 11:09 am
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Cyberman - June 26, 2015 at 9:42 am
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Longhorn - June 26, 2015 at 10:09 am
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Cato - June 26, 2015 at 11:11 am
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Longhorn - June 26, 2015 at 1:36 pm
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by RobbyPants - June 26, 2015 at 4:00 pm
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by ignoramus - June 26, 2015 at 7:32 pm
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by RobbyPants - June 27, 2015 at 1:38 pm
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Iroscato - June 26, 2015 at 9:05 pm
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Iroscato - June 26, 2015 at 9:23 pm
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Iroscato - June 26, 2015 at 9:47 pm
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Cyberman - June 26, 2015 at 10:03 pm
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Chas - June 27, 2015 at 2:05 am
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by ignoramus - June 27, 2015 at 9:45 am
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Lek - June 27, 2015 at 6:31 pm
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by RobbyPants - July 1, 2015 at 11:57 am
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Cyberman - June 27, 2015 at 8:49 pm
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Lek - June 27, 2015 at 10:17 pm
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Cyberman - June 27, 2015 at 10:39 pm
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Lek - June 27, 2015 at 10:54 pm
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Cyberman - June 28, 2015 at 7:35 am
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by Lek - June 28, 2015 at 11:51 am
RE: Best of all possible worlds offense - by robvalue - June 28, 2015 at 2:12 am

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