Best of all possible worlds offense

[rexbeccarox]

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FatAndFaithless

Given that the typo in the last equation is a typo how does it not make sense? Is this your only argument?

If some psycho is walking down a gravel road oblivious to everything around him and he opens his left hand and notices that he has 3 marbles in it, and then opens his right hand and finds that he has 5 marbles in that hand is it safe to assume that he has at least 8 marbles on his person? Positive+ Positive= Positive.

If while contemplating this wonder due to his lack of memory he trips in a dip in said gravel road and due to slow reflexes he only opens his left hand to break his fall spilling the contents of his left hand on the road and breaking his ankle in the process do we, or he know that he has 5 marbles in his hand? Is that less than 8 marbles? Positive+ >negative= Positive

If this poor crazy bastard got up, marbles in hand, and started hobblin his ass on down that hard path again and a dead tree limb snaps at precisely the wrong moment striking his already haunched form squarely across his lower neck and upper back sending a mixed signal to his brain due to the sheer gravity of the limb and precise placement causing complete temporary motor control failure and in turn causing him to finally relinquish his remaining marbles and succumb to gravity once more himself can we  somewhat safely say that this gentleman no longer has any marbles in his hands?
Positive+
=negative
= nothing

Poor bastard.

So found marbles in the first hand. A pleasant surprise. He figured it was a good thing. No harm from finding them in his left hand surely. He finds more marbles in the right hand. More positive. He falls loosing some but retaining the others. Still positive. He is literally struck down loosing the rest of his marbles from coincidence. He figures no biggie I was surprised that they were in my hand anyway.
Positive+ =negative = nothing.

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Hows that for nonsensical?

Yep. That's pretty good for nonsensical. Good job.