As a kid (around 13) I was at the mall with my father and brothers. We noticed two stereotypical looking bikers approaching, each wearing what appeared to be plain black t-shirts. You could hear the 80dB gasps from people as they passed by.
When they passed us we turned around to find the writing on their shirts. One had "What the fuck are you looking at?" and the other had "Tight women loosened here". Me and one of my brothers reflexively howled in laughter to which the 'bikers' turned to give us a shit eating grin and a thumbs up. My dad attempted to admonish us, but couldn't keep from laughing himself, albeit much more restrained.
When they passed us we turned around to find the writing on their shirts. One had "What the fuck are you looking at?" and the other had "Tight women loosened here". Me and one of my brothers reflexively howled in laughter to which the 'bikers' turned to give us a shit eating grin and a thumbs up. My dad attempted to admonish us, but couldn't keep from laughing himself, albeit much more restrained.
