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Need bible translation
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RE: Need bible translation
June 28, 2015 at 10:06 am
As literal translations have been given above, I offer here a looser translation, i.e., what I feel in my soul when I read these Holy words of the Lord:

*screaming*  DO WHAT I TELL YOU!! *stomps foot like a petulant child*  ALL OF YOU NEED TO AGREE WITH ME!!! *drools and foams a bit*  I AM NOT A CRAZY PERSON!!!

Boru
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Need bible translation

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Need bible translation - by brewer - June 27, 2015 at 9:43 pm
RE: Need bible translation - by popsthebuilder - June 27, 2015 at 10:13 pm
RE: Need bible translation - by Cyberman - June 27, 2015 at 10:43 pm
RE: Need bible translation - by vorlon13 - June 27, 2015 at 10:16 pm
RE: Need bible translation - by brewer - June 28, 2015 at 12:58 am
RE: Need bible translation - by professor - June 27, 2015 at 10:20 pm
RE: Need bible translation - by Jenny A - June 28, 2015 at 12:26 am
RE: Need bible translation - by Minimalist - June 27, 2015 at 10:24 pm
RE: Need bible translation - by Minimalist - June 27, 2015 at 10:52 pm
RE: Need bible translation - by Cyberman - June 28, 2015 at 7:38 am
RE: Need bible translation - by popsthebuilder - June 27, 2015 at 11:42 pm
RE: Need bible translation - by brewer - June 28, 2015 at 12:07 am
RE: Need bible translation - by polar bear - June 28, 2015 at 9:49 am
RE: Need bible translation - by IATIA - June 28, 2015 at 10:00 am
RE: Need bible translation - by brewer - June 29, 2015 at 8:18 am
RE: Need bible translation - by Randy Carson - June 29, 2015 at 7:39 pm
RE: Need bible translation - by popsthebuilder - June 28, 2015 at 1:19 am
RE: Need bible translation - by Aractus - June 28, 2015 at 2:05 am
RE: Need bible translation - by Longhorn - June 28, 2015 at 2:47 am
RE: Need bible translation - by robvalue - June 28, 2015 at 2:54 am
RE: Need bible translation - by Aractus - June 28, 2015 at 2:58 am
RE: Need bible translation - by Whateverist - June 28, 2015 at 8:06 am
RE: Need bible translation - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 28, 2015 at 10:06 am
RE: Need bible translation - by Randy Carson - June 28, 2015 at 10:22 am
RE: Need bible translation - by popsthebuilder - June 28, 2015 at 1:08 pm
RE: Need bible translation - by Wyrd of Gawd - June 29, 2015 at 1:25 am
RE: Need bible translation - by SteveII - June 29, 2015 at 9:02 am
RE: Need bible translation - by Drich - June 29, 2015 at 8:50 am
RE: Need bible translation - by Napoléon - June 29, 2015 at 10:17 am
RE: Need bible translation - by Godschild - June 29, 2015 at 4:52 pm
RE: Need bible translation - by Wyrd of Gawd - July 1, 2015 at 2:55 am
RE: Need bible translation - by Redbeard The Pink - July 1, 2015 at 12:34 am

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