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I'm running for president!!!

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I'm running for president!!!
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RE: I'm running for president!!!
July 3, 2015 at 7:16 am (This post was last modified: July 3, 2015 at 7:20 am by Fake Messiah.)
Listen to these guys "What can you do for me? ME ME ME ME" Why does it have to be about you all the time? This time it's about getting me to be a deity. I'm so excited when I just think that I could actually live in that great castle and being so popular, giving orders around, having nuclear weapons at my hand's reach!! Going only to fancy places and only socialize with important, famous people!!
OMG please, please please please vote for me!!!
Then when I enter into White House if you have $500,000 I'll let you in for a short meeting. It doesn't have to be you personally who has half mil, for instance you can gather it around your neighborhood and come as representative of them, just as long as you have $500,000


BTW I changed my logo slogan for vote for me and I'm not allowed to edit my first post so I'll put it here
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I'm running for president!!!

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I'm running for president!!! - by Fake Messiah - July 3, 2015 at 5:08 am
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by ignoramus - July 3, 2015 at 5:20 am
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by Alex K - July 3, 2015 at 5:48 am
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by ignoramus - July 3, 2015 at 6:07 am
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by Longhorn - July 3, 2015 at 6:14 am
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by Fake Messiah - July 3, 2015 at 7:16 am
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by Longhorn - July 3, 2015 at 7:19 am
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by Fake Messiah - July 3, 2015 at 3:30 pm
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by vorlon13 - July 3, 2015 at 8:16 am
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by vorlon13 - July 3, 2015 at 8:17 am
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by Alex K - July 3, 2015 at 9:33 am
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by Longhorn - July 3, 2015 at 9:37 am
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by vorlon13 - July 3, 2015 at 11:25 am
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by Minimalist - July 3, 2015 at 3:39 pm
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by Ravenshire - July 3, 2015 at 4:27 pm
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by Longhorn - July 3, 2015 at 4:31 pm
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by Fake Messiah - July 7, 2015 at 7:57 am
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by Longhorn - July 7, 2015 at 10:42 am
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by Fake Messiah - July 7, 2015 at 2:44 pm

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