RE: Public Toilet Strategies
July 4, 2015 at 3:46 pm
(This post was last modified: July 4, 2015 at 3:47 pm by SteelCurtain.)
If I have to sit, I use a minimum of two ass gaskets.
This also brings to mind a thought that I always have. I wash my hands before I use the restroom. I will after I poo, but I am skilled enough handling my john-boy that I manage to not piss on my hands with 100% accuracy. My thoughts are thus: I am reasonably certain that my area is among the cleanest parts of my body. I am diligent in making sure this is so. My hands are far more dirty. So I clean them before I touch my wiener.
Checkmate, atheists.
This also brings to mind a thought that I always have. I wash my hands before I use the restroom. I will after I poo, but I am skilled enough handling my john-boy that I manage to not piss on my hands with 100% accuracy. My thoughts are thus: I am reasonably certain that my area is among the cleanest parts of my body. I am diligent in making sure this is so. My hands are far more dirty. So I clean them before I touch my wiener.
Checkmate, atheists.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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