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Public Toilet Strategies

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Cover toilet seat before sitting
36.84%
 7 36.84%
Hover over it in a squat without touching
10.53%
 2 10.53%
Just sit on it bare and hope for the best
31.58%
 6 31.58%
Other (please explain)
21.05%
 4 21.05%
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Public Toilet Strategies
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RE: Public Toilet Strategies
July 4, 2015 at 5:47 pm
(July 4, 2015 at 5:19 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(July 4, 2015 at 3:46 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: If I have to sit, I use a minimum of two ass gaskets.

This also brings to mind a thought that I always have. I wash my hands before I use the restroom. I will after I poo, but I am skilled enough handling my john-boy that I manage to not piss on my hands with 100% accuracy. My thoughts are thus: I am reasonably certain that my area is among the cleanest parts of my body. I am diligent in making sure this is so. My hands are far more dirty. So I clean them before I touch my wiener.

Checkmate, atheists.

This is not very considerate. Clean or not, how would you feel about shaking hands with a man who just touched his peepee?
That's weird, I usually use my penis to shake hands with.
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Public Toilet Strategies

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Public Toilet Strategies - by Catholic_Lady - July 4, 2015 at 12:36 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by rexbeccarox - July 4, 2015 at 12:38 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Cato - July 4, 2015 at 12:43 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Regina - July 4, 2015 at 12:51 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Jackalope - July 4, 2015 at 12:53 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Fidel_Castronaut - July 6, 2015 at 4:19 am
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Exian - July 4, 2015 at 12:54 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by LastPoet - July 4, 2015 at 12:54 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Longhorn - July 4, 2015 at 12:56 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Exian - July 4, 2015 at 12:57 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by rexbeccarox - July 4, 2015 at 1:21 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Catholic_Lady - July 4, 2015 at 3:22 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Whateverist - July 4, 2015 at 3:39 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Catholic_Lady - July 4, 2015 at 8:43 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Exian - July 4, 2015 at 10:06 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by zebo-the-fat - July 4, 2015 at 1:01 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Exian - July 4, 2015 at 1:25 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Faith No More - July 4, 2015 at 1:38 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Faith No More - July 4, 2015 at 1:33 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Exian - July 4, 2015 at 1:34 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Exian - July 4, 2015 at 1:40 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by robvalue - July 4, 2015 at 1:52 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - July 4, 2015 at 1:59 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Whateverist - July 4, 2015 at 3:35 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Longhorn - July 4, 2015 at 3:39 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Anomalocaris - July 4, 2015 at 8:54 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by SteelCurtain - July 4, 2015 at 3:46 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Catholic_Lady - July 4, 2015 at 5:19 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Whateverist - July 4, 2015 at 5:47 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Aoi Magi - July 4, 2015 at 3:58 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Clueless Morgan - July 4, 2015 at 4:03 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Longhorn - July 4, 2015 at 4:06 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by rexbeccarox - July 4, 2015 at 4:04 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Whateverist - July 4, 2015 at 4:09 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by rexbeccarox - July 4, 2015 at 4:14 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Whateverist - July 4, 2015 at 5:45 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Clueless Morgan - July 6, 2015 at 10:58 am
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by SteelCurtain - July 4, 2015 at 4:16 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Longhorn - July 4, 2015 at 5:24 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by SteelCurtain - July 4, 2015 at 5:48 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Catholic_Lady - July 4, 2015 at 6:41 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Thumpalumpacus - July 4, 2015 at 5:50 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by doomed - July 4, 2015 at 6:01 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by SteelCurtain - July 4, 2015 at 6:06 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by paulpablo - July 4, 2015 at 6:10 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Whateverist - July 4, 2015 at 6:16 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Minimalist - July 4, 2015 at 6:30 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Regina - July 4, 2015 at 6:42 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by SteelCurtain - July 4, 2015 at 7:00 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by ignoramus - July 4, 2015 at 8:37 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Minimalist - July 4, 2015 at 8:42 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Exian - July 4, 2015 at 9:58 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Anomalocaris - July 4, 2015 at 10:27 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Minimalist - July 4, 2015 at 10:16 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Thumpalumpacus - July 4, 2015 at 10:32 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Exian - July 4, 2015 at 10:55 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Anomalocaris - July 6, 2015 at 9:07 am
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by SteelCurtain - July 4, 2015 at 11:05 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Exian - July 4, 2015 at 11:08 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by SteelCurtain - July 4, 2015 at 11:13 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by ignoramus - July 6, 2015 at 4:30 am
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by abaris - July 6, 2015 at 7:20 am
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Exian - July 6, 2015 at 9:34 am
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by SteelCurtain - July 6, 2015 at 9:44 am
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Exian - July 6, 2015 at 10:51 am
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Anomalocaris - July 6, 2015 at 11:16 am
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Catholic_Lady - July 6, 2015 at 9:52 am
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Exian - July 6, 2015 at 10:55 am
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Catholic_Lady - July 6, 2015 at 11:26 am
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Exian - July 6, 2015 at 11:28 am
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by pocaracas - July 6, 2015 at 12:26 pm
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by ignoramus - July 7, 2015 at 4:50 am
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by robvalue - July 7, 2015 at 4:55 am
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by pocaracas - July 7, 2015 at 5:13 am
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by Longhorn - July 7, 2015 at 5:02 am
RE: Public Toilet Strategies - by rado84 - July 10, 2015 at 11:54 am

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