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Alligator Kills Man
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RE: Alligator Kills Man
(July 5, 2015 at 1:21 am)AFTT47 Wrote: What gets me about this kind of thing is that it's ALWAYS a guy. Anytime you hear that somebody jumped the fence at the local zoo and tried to wrestle down the leopard (and is now in the ER getting 950 stitches), there is no need to inquire about the sex of the individual. It's a man - ten out of ten times. When will we learn? You don't fuck the alligator. The alligator fucks you.

Yeah, like 200,000 years' worth of women choosing the stupid show off stud have nothing to do with this.
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Alligator Kills Man - by Nope - July 5, 2015 at 12:04 am
RE: Alligator Kills Man - by vorlon13 - July 5, 2015 at 12:18 am
RE: Alligator Kills Man - by AFTT47 - July 5, 2015 at 1:21 am
RE: Alligator Kills Man - by Pyrrho - July 5, 2015 at 1:13 pm
RE: Alligator Kills Man - by Anomalocaris - July 5, 2015 at 1:33 pm
RE: Alligator Kills Man - by Longhorn - July 5, 2015 at 1:28 am
RE: Alligator Kills Man - by Mystical - July 5, 2015 at 2:20 am
RE: Alligator Kills Man - by Whateverist - July 5, 2015 at 2:24 am
RE: Alligator Kills Man - by robvalue - July 5, 2015 at 2:39 am
RE: Alligator Kills Man - by Alex K - July 5, 2015 at 2:54 am
RE: Alligator Kills Man - by Alex K - July 5, 2015 at 3:25 am
RE: Alligator Kills Man - by Longhorn - July 5, 2015 at 3:34 am
RE: Alligator Kills Man - by bennyboy - July 5, 2015 at 3:34 am
RE: Alligator Kills Man - by Homeless Nutter - July 5, 2015 at 5:24 am
RE: Alligator Kills Man - by brewer - July 5, 2015 at 1:23 pm
RE: Alligator Kills Man - by Chad32 - July 5, 2015 at 1:26 pm
RE: Alligator Kills Man - by Jackie - July 5, 2015 at 2:27 pm
RE: Alligator Kills Man - by Jackie - July 6, 2015 at 10:59 am

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