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I'm running for president!!!
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RE: I'm running for president!!!
Seems more like cranky no deal. Why cunt you share your dream with me and identify yourselves with me so that you feel that my victory is like you winning. That my fucking all these broads in White House, traveling around the world for free, hanging out with celebs, having fancy dinners etc. is like you having all that stuff?

I was reading Gore Vidal's "Julian" which is set in the Roman era and this passage where Julian speeks to Gallus, the emperor, really got me inspired. I mean I could be like Gallus but in the White house: I have a meeting and then pretty girl walks in and starts riding my cock while I talk to others. This would make me a great emperor, or should I say president, because my decisions would be relaxed and not full of frustrations and hate. We have to learn more from Romans:

At this point an extraordinarily pretty girl slipped quietly into the room. Gallus did not acknowledge her presence, so neither did I. He continued to talk and drink, while she made love to him in front of me. I suppose it was the most embarrassing moment of my life. I tried not to watch. I looked at the ceiling. I looked at the floor. But my eyes continually strayed back to my brother as he reclined on the couch, hardly moving, as the girl with infinite skill and delicacy served him. ...

I almost missed the question, my eyes riveted on what the girl was doing. Oribasius says that I am a prude. I suppose he is right. I know that I was sweating with nervous tension as I watched the ravishing of Gallus. "No," I stammered. "I have no wish to be Caesar. Only a student. I am perfectly happy."  ...

He stopped suddenly and took a deep breath. The girl had finished. She got to her feet and stood in front of him, head bowed. He smiled, charmingly. Then he reached up and with all his strength struck her full in the face. She staggered back, but made no sound. Then at a gesture from him, she withdrew.
Gallus turned to me as though nothing had happened and picked up his sentence where he had left off. "  ...

We are the chosen of God. But even so…" He yawned. He lay back on the couch. "Even so…" he repeated and shut his eyes. I waited a moment for him to continue. But he was asleep.
The eunuchs reappeared. One placed a silk coverlet over Gallus. The other removed the wine. They acted as though what I had witnessed was a perfectly ordinary evening; perhaps it was. As Gallus began drunkenly to snore, I tiptoed from the room
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BTW Neimenovic just out of curiosity is there some atheist forum or community on Balkans? I presume you're from there.

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I'm running for president!!! - by Fake Messiah - July 3, 2015 at 5:08 am
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by ignoramus - July 3, 2015 at 5:20 am
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by Alex K - July 3, 2015 at 5:48 am
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by ignoramus - July 3, 2015 at 6:07 am
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by Longhorn - July 3, 2015 at 6:14 am
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by Fake Messiah - July 3, 2015 at 7:16 am
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by Longhorn - July 3, 2015 at 7:19 am
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by Fake Messiah - July 3, 2015 at 3:30 pm
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by vorlon13 - July 3, 2015 at 8:16 am
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by vorlon13 - July 3, 2015 at 8:17 am
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by Alex K - July 3, 2015 at 9:33 am
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by Longhorn - July 3, 2015 at 9:37 am
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by vorlon13 - July 3, 2015 at 11:25 am
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by Minimalist - July 3, 2015 at 3:39 pm
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by Ravenshire - July 3, 2015 at 4:27 pm
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by Longhorn - July 3, 2015 at 4:31 pm
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by Fake Messiah - July 7, 2015 at 7:57 am
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by Longhorn - July 7, 2015 at 10:42 am
RE: I'm running for president!!! - by Fake Messiah - July 7, 2015 at 2:44 pm

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