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The Asswipes Can't Wait

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The Asswipes Can't Wait
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RE: The Asswipes Can't Wait
July 8, 2015 at 7:36 am
In the old days, god's aim was sound as a dollar pound. If he wanted you dead, you dead. Bam, headshot. Set on fire, lighting up the butt, turned into tasty snacks, whatever.

Now he's lost his bottle or something and just throws random occurrences in the vague direction of stuff that is pissing him off. He just sprinkles this special miracle dust on it that only believers can detect so they know it wasn't just a natural event that happened anyway.
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The Asswipes Can't Wait

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The Asswipes Can't Wait - by Minimalist - July 7, 2015 at 3:34 pm
RE: The Asswipes Can't Wait - by Cato - July 7, 2015 at 3:46 pm
RE: The Asswipes Can't Wait - by Crossless1 - July 7, 2015 at 4:12 pm
RE: The Asswipes Can't Wait - by Anomalocaris - July 8, 2015 at 9:42 am
RE: The Asswipes Can't Wait - by KevinM1 - July 7, 2015 at 4:07 pm
RE: The Asswipes Can't Wait - by Drich - July 7, 2015 at 4:24 pm
RE: The Asswipes Can't Wait - by Minimalist - July 7, 2015 at 4:57 pm
RE: The Asswipes Can't Wait - by Rhondazvous - July 7, 2015 at 5:44 pm
RE: The Asswipes Can't Wait - by Iroscato - July 7, 2015 at 6:08 pm
RE: The Asswipes Can't Wait - by Pyrrho - July 7, 2015 at 6:30 pm
RE: The Asswipes Can't Wait - by Anomalocaris - July 8, 2015 at 9:41 am
RE: The Asswipes Can't Wait - by vorlon13 - July 7, 2015 at 4:41 pm
RE: The Asswipes Can't Wait - by Pyrrho - July 7, 2015 at 4:45 pm
RE: The Asswipes Can't Wait - by Longhorn - July 7, 2015 at 4:51 pm
RE: The Asswipes Can't Wait - by downbeatplumb - July 8, 2015 at 1:02 pm
RE: The Asswipes Can't Wait - by Faith No More - July 7, 2015 at 4:51 pm
RE: The Asswipes Can't Wait - by Spooky - July 7, 2015 at 4:55 pm
RE: The Asswipes Can't Wait - by Rhondazvous - July 7, 2015 at 5:23 pm
RE: The Asswipes Can't Wait - by Rhondazvous - July 7, 2015 at 7:23 pm
RE: The Asswipes Can't Wait - by Wyrd of Gawd - July 8, 2015 at 3:06 am
RE: The Asswipes Can't Wait - by robvalue - July 8, 2015 at 7:36 am
RE: The Asswipes Can't Wait - by Rhondazvous - July 8, 2015 at 9:34 am

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