RE: Will Humans Have Freewill in Heaven?
July 12, 2015 at 12:15 pm
(This post was last modified: July 12, 2015 at 1:26 pm by IATIA.
Edit Reason: Added Rule #4 (seen a lot of that lately)
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Some of you know this, but for the newbies;
The theist rules of bible interpretation:
The theist rules of bible interpretation:
- If the literal translation does not augment the argument, then it is a metaphor.
- If the metaphorical translation does not augment the argument, then it is interpreted wrong.
- Change the interpretation of any translation to suit the argument at hand.
- If all else fails, ignore it or just pretend you missed it
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
