RE: LISTEN, CHRISTIANS!
July 18, 2015 at 12:21 am
(This post was last modified: July 18, 2015 at 12:23 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Hugs...lol, I was fucking with you. Are you seriously claiming that you are incapable of appreciating the fact that there is -not- a pinecone up your ass -right now-....because you've never shoved a pinecone up your ass? I've gotta admit, I don't find myself in the same boat. I've never had a pinecone up my ass, but I'm damned glad I don't this very moment........and I'll never -need- to shove one up my ass in order to make that claim as truthfully as a claim can -possibly- be made.......
You, apparently, disagree...but something tells me you still haven't shoved a pinecone up your ass........
You, apparently, disagree...but something tells me you still haven't shoved a pinecone up your ass........
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