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Stupid things Christians say.
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Stupid things Christians say.
Okay so my parents are fundamental Christians and home-school my little brother because they bigots who don't care about others religious views. He is an agnostic and so he found this to be funny in his home-school curriculum and pointed it out to me.

"The purpose of the schools as stated in the law and constitution was to teach the children how to read so that they could read the Bible."

What was the funniest and stupidest thing a Christian has ever said to you.
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Stupid things Christians say. - by Pillowpants - November 12, 2009 at 6:18 pm
RE: Stupid things Christians say. - by Tails Turrosaki - November 12, 2009 at 6:24 pm
RE: Stupid things Christians say. - by Pillowpants - November 12, 2009 at 6:27 pm
RE: Stupid things Christians say. - by Violet - November 12, 2009 at 6:29 pm
RE: Stupid things Christians say. - by Darwinian - November 12, 2009 at 6:31 pm
RE: Stupid things Christians say. - by Violet - November 12, 2009 at 6:32 pm
RE: Stupid things Christians say. - by Darwinian - November 12, 2009 at 6:33 pm
RE: Stupid things Christians say. - by Violet - November 12, 2009 at 6:37 pm
RE: Stupid things Christians say. - by Pillowpants - November 12, 2009 at 6:38 pm
RE: Stupid things Christians say. - by Darwinian - November 12, 2009 at 6:41 pm
RE: Stupid things Christians say. - by Pillowpants - November 12, 2009 at 6:43 pm
RE: Stupid things Christians say. - by Darwinian - November 12, 2009 at 6:45 pm
RE: Stupid things Christians say. - by Pillowpants - November 12, 2009 at 6:47 pm
RE: Stupid things Christians say. - by Violet - November 12, 2009 at 6:50 pm
RE: Stupid things Christians say. - by Tails Turrosaki - November 13, 2009 at 5:02 pm
RE: Stupid things Christians say. - by binny - November 13, 2009 at 5:23 pm
RE: Stupid things Christians say. - by littlegrimlin1 - November 13, 2009 at 10:07 pm
RE: Stupid things Christians say. - by Violet - November 16, 2009 at 1:15 pm
RE: Stupid things Christians say. - by beenthere - November 16, 2009 at 1:48 am
RE: Stupid things Christians say. - by littlegrimlin1 - November 16, 2009 at 11:50 am
RE: Stupid things Christians say. - by downbeatplumb - November 16, 2009 at 2:14 pm
RE: Stupid things Christians say. - by Pope Alfred - November 19, 2009 at 8:57 am
RE: Stupid things Christians say. - by Meatball - November 20, 2009 at 1:56 pm
RE: Stupid things Christians say. - by Pope Alfred - November 20, 2009 at 5:47 pm
RE: Stupid things Christians say. - by downbeatplumb - November 21, 2009 at 12:49 pm
RE: Stupid things Christians say. - by chatpilot - November 22, 2009 at 12:53 am
RE: Stupid things Christians say. - by Autumnlicious - November 22, 2009 at 3:01 am
RE: Stupid things Christians say. - by Pope Alfred - November 22, 2009 at 6:08 am
RE: Stupid things Christians say. - by Sudekai - November 30, 2009 at 8:16 pm
RE: Stupid things Christians say. - by Autumnlicious - November 30, 2009 at 9:00 pm
RE: Stupid things Christians say. - by chatpilot - December 1, 2009 at 9:50 am

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