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What will you say to God when you stand before him?
October 21, 2019 at 9:21 pm
(This post was last modified: October 21, 2019 at 11:01 pm by The Valkyrie.)
This is a question that has been asked of me by various Christians over the years, most frequently when they finally can’t answer or counter arguments that are presented to them (this seems to be an alternative to the usual “I’ll pray for you!” or “who are you to question god?”).
My usual answer to this weak question is “You’re under arrest for crimes against humanity.”
What would YOU say to god if you were to stand before it?
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"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
October 21, 2019 at 9:26 pm
Bend over, this is going to hurt. A lot.
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RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
October 21, 2019 at 9:28 pm
Come out come out where ever you are.
This isn't funny any more.
That's it, I'm not waiting.
Piss Off!!!
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
October 21, 2019 at 9:35 pm
I don’t talk to thin air.
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RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
October 21, 2019 at 9:37 pm
So you created an entire universe just so you could watch people masturbate?
Porn - you lame fuck. Understand porn?
"Supreme being" my ass....
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RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
October 21, 2019 at 9:50 pm
Why did you make me as I am? For that matter, why did you make me at all? I didn't ask for this shit. Additionally, you are supposed to be omniscient. So much for that free-will horseshit. You knew what I would do with that free will before you even created me so everything I ever did is on you.
Fuck You.
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RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
October 21, 2019 at 10:15 pm
(This post was last modified: October 21, 2019 at 10:16 pm by Nakara.)
What kind of god are you? And just...why? Why anything?
I hope this god would be a genuine kinda guy and not immediately toss me into a fiery pit—I would love to while away the eons asking them questions.
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RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
October 21, 2019 at 10:23 pm
Hey big fella, This is hell, right?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: What will you say to God when you stand before him?
October 21, 2019 at 10:56 pm
Wow. You're real! This is amazing.
May I be one of your many emissary deities? Pretty please?
My track record speaks for itself.
Think about it.
