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[My imaginary friend is GOD]

Well I was hoping I could turn u on but I'll have to start pounding protein shakes and pumpin iron and become a gay porn star or my chances r nill

Nah, you don't have to be cut to turn me on, though I do like nicely defined pecs and abs just fine. I've been around plenty of meatheads. They were assholes and no matter how sweaty they got around me or how good they were when they fought me in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, they did not turn me on.

Here's an example of a guy whose looks I like. He is a philosophy professor at my school. He's a skinny guy, which normally isn't my thing, but is acceptable. The thing I liked most about him was he had this whole sort of New York rock-star like vibe going on, which wasn't entirely about his looks, but was enhanced because he had kind of messy hair and I think he had an earring in one ear.

It also helped that he was intellectually hot. Like this man... could challenge me and teach me things. I love it when someone can do that for me.

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So if I get this correctly a lesbian may use my photo to make alabama queers horny.

Hmmmm dont know what to say

won't b goin to alabama:p

If I do it, and then you visit Birmingham and you flirt with the bartender at the Quest, he might give you free drinks.