I have a few bizarre dreams now and then (like the one involving the Aztec pyramid and the giant pickles), but my missus appears to be the Whack-a-Nut Dream Champion of all time. A few she's told me:
-She went to work one day and the shop she owns had turned into a bank that was paying off depositors in jelly doughnuts instead of cash.
-She bought a holiday home for us in the CDR - got a really good deal, as there happened to be a family of elephants living in the front hall.
-Got angry at me for trading all three of our cars and the shed for a unicycle.
-She got into a knife fight with Charlize Theron, but didn't know why.
-Dreamt that I threatened to divorce her for buying a machine that made candy floss.
(all of the above presented with the permission of herself)
Boru
-She went to work one day and the shop she owns had turned into a bank that was paying off depositors in jelly doughnuts instead of cash.
-She bought a holiday home for us in the CDR - got a really good deal, as there happened to be a family of elephants living in the front hall.
-Got angry at me for trading all three of our cars and the shed for a unicycle.
-She got into a knife fight with Charlize Theron, but didn't know why.
-Dreamt that I threatened to divorce her for buying a machine that made candy floss.
(all of the above presented with the permission of herself)
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
