New Testament arguments

[Huggy Bear]

No, dumbass. Something dying (except not really, because that "something" is allegedly immortal, rendering the gesture worthless and the whole thing a charade, like paying a debt with "Monopoly" money),

I think someone needs to look up the definition of "immortal".

so that you're free from responsibility for events you've had no part in, because they happened thousands of years before you were born. That's what we're talking about here. Pay attention...

You're right you had no part in the initial event, but it still affects you, unless you claim never to have sinned.
(by the way, you pay debts with monopoly money (fiat currency) every day...)

It's not a child's fault that he is born with a genetic defect, but he will suffer the symptoms all the same, the "cure" is what it is, no way around it.