So... this is a Daily Mail story.

[Reforged]

So take it with a pinch of salt;
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-...ailymailUK

Regardless of whether the whole story is true or not it is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Regardless of your opinion politically or philosophically; this man is the Muslim Forrest Gump. I read about this man and I think "Life is like a box of dynamite." The funniest part for me besides the part where he didn't take his medication and needed a grumpy nap, besides the bit he offered hugs and death threats in some kind of two for one combo meal deal of autistic social reasoning was this; 

This. Is. Adorable. Its like a five year olds attempt at mspaint. Has anyone ever seen Buster from Arrested Development? Hes that. Somewhere out there is a sixty year old mother wiping his nose and burping him. This is without a doubt the best story I have ever read. 
He sent "Mr Benn" a threatening message. That was nostalgic. He hasn't been on TV since the 80s. EDIT: Hilary Benn. My excitement got the better of me.
I don't know for sure if this entire picture was crafted by a defense lawyer or if its legitimate but either way this is the funniest representation of any religion I have ever seen. Its like Simple George from Tropic Thunder went to prison instead of taking care of horses and came out screaming "JIHUG!!!". 
I want this mental image to be true of all converts so I'm just going to assume it is until such a time as I can't avoid admitting its not.