I'm not an anti-semite, but....
A young jewish couple have been married for about a year when the girl tells her mother that she's considering getting a divorce. Naturally, the mother is concerned and asks what the problem is.
"It's the anal sex" replies the young girl. "You see, when we got married my sphincter was small and tight like a 5 pence peice. But Jerry loves the anal sex, and now it's the size of 50 pence peice."
"Oi vey!" exclaims the mother. "You're going to get divorced over 45p!"
This is also funny with Nickels and Quarters.
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And another....
Q: What did the jewish pedophile say to the little kid?
A: Hey! Go easy on the sweets kid!
I've got millions of these. I'll stop now for your sake.
A young jewish couple have been married for about a year when the girl tells her mother that she's considering getting a divorce. Naturally, the mother is concerned and asks what the problem is.
"It's the anal sex" replies the young girl. "You see, when we got married my sphincter was small and tight like a 5 pence peice. But Jerry loves the anal sex, and now it's the size of 50 pence peice."
"Oi vey!" exclaims the mother. "You're going to get divorced over 45p!"
This is also funny with Nickels and Quarters.
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And another....
Q: What did the jewish pedophile say to the little kid?
A: Hey! Go easy on the sweets kid!
I've got millions of these. I'll stop now for your sake.
