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Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 4, 2017 at 5:55 pm
(November 4, 2017 at 5:51 pm)possibletarian Wrote:
(November 2, 2017 at 6:25 am)pocaracas Wrote: Seen in The Times:
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/catho...f364ae622e

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Satan may now be driven out by English incantations, rather than only Latin, after the US Conference of Catholic Bishops made available a translation of the church’s exorcism rituals.
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Because demons have now learned English.
Before, they only knew Latin, clearly!

Does that mean that Harry Potter can now make incantations in English, too?
Instead of Lumos, it can now be Lightos!

Can you imagine it in a yorkshire accent

''Na then lad, that best get outta theya, or T' Lawd will come and kick thi ass, thou vile demon be gone and go ryte to hell''

Confused

Or scouse

"Calm down, calm down"
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English - by Cod - November 4, 2017 at 5:55 pm

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