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A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher
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A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher
Considering all of the proselytising that has been going in my school due to the elections (as well as unpleasant conversations with preachers/street evangelists in the past), I thought I'd make a simple guide as to disarming these loud-mouthed know-it-alls using one simple Bible verse.

Should you find yourself in a situation involving this type of Christian:

1. Ask the Christian for his/her Bible.

2. Locate and read (out loud) Matthew 6:5. http://goo.gl/mk1Qc

3. Watch the magic happen!
"If your god has to make peace with me in my final hour when he has my whole lifetime to prove his existence to me...do you think I should bother?"

"But the happiness of an atheist is neither the vacuous enjoyment of a fool, nor the short-lived pleasure of a rogue. It is rather the expression of a disposition that has ceased to torture itself with foolish fancies, or perplex itself with useless beliefs." - Chapman Cohen
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A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher - by Jonah - November 2, 2010 at 2:32 pm
RE: A Simple Way to Silence a Street Preacher - by Jonah - November 2, 2010 at 2:44 pm
RE: A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher - by -KT - November 2, 2010 at 7:50 pm
RE: A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher - by Loki_999 - November 3, 2010 at 4:19 am
RE: A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher - by Jaysyn - November 3, 2010 at 9:01 am
RE: A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher - by Darwinian - November 3, 2010 at 9:46 am
RE: A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher - by Loki_999 - November 4, 2010 at 2:00 am
RE: A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher - by leo-rcc - November 4, 2010 at 4:41 am
RE: A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher - by theophilus - November 3, 2010 at 12:30 pm
RE: A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher - by robvalue - August 12, 2016 at 11:25 pm
RE: A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher - by Jaysyn - November 3, 2010 at 2:50 pm
RE: A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher - by Minimalist - November 16, 2010 at 10:45 pm
RE: A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher - by Justtristo - November 19, 2010 at 5:51 am
RE: A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher - by chatpilot - November 4, 2010 at 1:11 am
RE: A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher - by Watson - November 4, 2010 at 12:10 pm
RE: A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher - by Lethe - November 16, 2010 at 3:52 pm
RE: A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher - by Ashendant - November 16, 2010 at 9:46 pm
RE: A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher - by Ryft - November 17, 2010 at 6:59 am
RE: A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher - by Sam - November 17, 2010 at 11:13 am
RE: A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher - by Ryft - November 18, 2010 at 1:28 am
RE: A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher - by brewer - August 11, 2016 at 7:50 pm
RE: A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher - by Joods - August 12, 2016 at 1:37 am
RE: A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher - by Joods - August 12, 2016 at 1:45 am
RE: A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher - by rado84 - August 12, 2016 at 2:31 am
RE: A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher - by Drich - August 12, 2016 at 12:32 pm
RE: A Simple Way to Shut Up a Street Preacher - by brewer - August 12, 2016 at 8:41 pm

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