(January 16, 2018 at 9:00 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:"Sad way" Boo hoo hoo! As long as they are delicious!(January 16, 2018 at 8:46 pm)Haipule Wrote: A funny story: did you know that Giant Land Tortoises took forever to be categorized by scientists because no sailor could get them home? They would eat there deliciousness and drain there bodies of the potable water in their bladder first!
IIRC the Galapagos tortoises were described and cataloged by people actually on the islands. I am aware that ships used to capture them alive and store them in the ships' holds by the simple expedient of turning them over. Sad way for an amazing animal to die.
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I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
