I have no intention of having children, but I do have a plan that if I ever end up as a sperm donor, I will add a stipulation that, if a boy results, he will be given the first name Hiram. The recipients may give him the middle name of their choice, and maybe even use that middle name in everyday life. But the forename "Hiram" must be used or it will be considered a breach of contract. Why? Just ask Hiram Ulysses Grant and Hiram King Williams.
If it's a girl, I'd suggest naming her Linda, after my therapist.
If it's a girl, I'd suggest naming her Linda, after my therapist.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
